Azsia Jones

Azsia Jones - Elmore

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 April 26, 2011

If I could change the world I would get rid of burnt chicken, liars, and rubber ducks. It may sound kind of crazy, but I have stories for them all.

To start with, I would get rid of burnt chicken. I love all kinds of chicken except burnt chicken. I would eliminate burnt chicken because it’s just not good. It’s black and looks very nasty. It smells good and all, but the taste is so bad it makes you want to slap your brother. I think the world would be a better place and peoples’ stomachs wouldn’t be as upset.

Next, I would get rid of liars.  Liars make me sick. I don’t see the point of lying. The truth is supposed to set you free. If you are always lying, people will start to lose faith in you. People won’t believe a word you say and when you need someone to listen to you, no one will. The truth hurts, but it’s better than making someone feel better with a lie.

Finally, I would get rid of rubber ducks. Those little yellow plastic squeaky things scare me. I always step on them and end up falling. They are extra loud for no reason. They look really creepy in the dark. They squirt out unnecessary water and make a mess. I just want to get rid of them.

In conclusion, there are tons of things that I would get rid of, but these are the three major things. Everything was created for a reason but certain things should just be wiped off the face of the earth. So let’s just get rid of burnt chicken, liars, and rubber ducks!